Everybody. I hope you’re as happy to hear from me, as I am to finally be talking to you. So…where to start? Probably an apology huh? Yeah let’s start there.
You people who would mail/tweet/msg/call me only to have your correspondence ignored, PLEASE accept my apologies, and I beg your forgiveness. You know who you are, and some of you are pretty fucking important. You’ll be hearing from me soon.
We square? We cool? Of course we are.
So what’s next? Oh yeah, “…WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN, SHELDONNNNN?!?!?”
I could spill a very boring novel on everything that has happened in the last…12 months, but who wants to read that shit? Life got bad, then life got good again, it happens to us all, round and round, love will find a way just give it time. I needed all the time and concentration to take care of some shit, and living off the grid cut down on a lot of distractions. All that really needs to be said is the good shit. So let’s get some dot point’s up in this bitch!
1. I MOVED BACK TO AUS: Got fat.
2. I QUIT COMICS: Kinda…sorta…not really.
3. MET LEMMY: speechless.
4. LOST WEIGHT: I lost weight.
5. GOT ANOTHER JOB: Storyboard artist for TMNT.
6. MOVED BACK TO USA: Got drunk.
7. GOT AN APARTMENT: a couch, a tv, and a SSN, bitchezzzzzz.
8. SAW DANZIG: Needed crutches for 2 weeks.
9. SHOT GUNS: Learned what it’s like having two dicks.
10. BOUGHT NEW SUIT: yay.
10. WENT TO VEGAS: HAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA.
11. BACK TO AUS: To say hi for christmas and get my motorhead poster.
And in a nutshell, that’s about it. I’m still sort of adjusting to the fact that my whole life got reinvented in the last 3 months, but this shit is fuckin’ wild. I’m living and working in a world now that only existed in my head when I was 8. It’s strange, it’s surreal, but I love it. I’ll still be arting/comicing/ranting whenever I can, but for now, I’m gonna eat some left over bbq and steal my dad’s car.
All my love to all my loves,
– Mr.Sheldon xoxo